On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a bicycle oh yippee
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two chain rings and a bicycle oh yippee
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three pairs of tires, two chain rings, and a bicycle oh yippee
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four pads for braking, three pairs of tires, two chain rings and a bicycle oh yippee
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, fiiiiiiive sets of wheels, four pads for braking, three pairs of tires, two chain rings and a bicycle oh yippee
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six tools for repairing, fiiiiiiive sets of wheels, four pads for braking, three pairs of tires, two chain rings and a bicycle oh yippee
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven hills for climbing, six tools for repairing, fiiiiiiive sets of wheels, four pads for braking, three pairs of tires, two chain rings and a bicycle oh yippee
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight feet of bar tape, seven hills for climbing, six tools for repairing, fiiiiiiive sets of wheels, four pads for braking, three pairs of tires, two chain rings and a bicycle oh yippee
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine hours for training, eight feet of bar tape, seven hills for climbing, six tools for repairing, fiiiiiiive sets of wheels, four pads for braking, three pairs of tires, two chain rings and a bicycle oh yippee
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten cogs for shifting, nine hours for training, eight feet of bar tape, seven hills for climbing, six tools for repairing, fiiiiiiive sets of wheels, four pads for braking, three pairs of tires, two chain rings and a bicycle oh yippee
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven months of coaching, ten cogs for shifting, nine hours for training, eight feet of bar tape, seven hills for climbing, six tools for repairing, fiiiiiiive sets of wheels, four pads for braking, three pairs of tires, two chain rings and a bicycle oh yippee
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve K/QOMs on Strava, eleven months of coaching, ten cogs for shifting, nine hours for training, eight feet of bar tape, seven hills for climbing, six tools for repairing, fiiiiiiive sets of wheels, four pads for braking, three pairs of tires, two chain rings and a bicycle oh yippee!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!